Over 102968

Third Demotivational Poster

QUOTE OF THE DAY: - "You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals." - Paul McCartney

TAGS: adolf hitler nazi germany third reich
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Megrez

EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:50 am
None of which keeps McCartney from being a douche.
Cealdi - May 24, 2011, 12:43 am
Y'all are both wrong. He had his dog put down before he killed himself to save her from being tortured by the Russians... and he didn't hate cats; he was a total animal lover (not so much a people lover though apparently)... I love the poster!
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:53 pm
Turns out he was wrong.
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:52 pm
I hate to run around correcting people, but your wrong. While Hitler Hated cats he did not intentionally kill his dog. He was given cyanide capsules and stated because his doctor had left the country, that they were fake. To prove it he fed one to his dog
Cloudchaser - January 15, 2010, 12:51 am
A quote that's not applicable to Hitler because he hated cats and later had his dog and her puppies poisoned.


THIRD PLACE - What does the winner get ?

TAGS: 3rd third place
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by mikieelmo

Iconoclast - April 13, 2010, 10:40 pm
What does the winner get? Don't ask, don't tell.


TAGS: only an ahole refers to themselves in third person
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 17, 2009, 10:05 pm
Note to self: never again trust aggy to write the tags.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 7:31 pm
Yet pathetically NOT prophylactic.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 4:03 pm
This is a great one. Profoundly prophetic.
MO - June 12, 2009, 6:23 pm
Well just for the record. Us Amerikens hate meeses...to pieces! 'Cause meese down thisaway tend to bite nieces! Oh, and as a side note, I think I may need a doctor after reading your last. Gifted. Just freakin gifted!
Sean - June 12, 2009, 6:16 pm
They would have us call them that, eh? So we passive aggressives (all Canadians are, by the way) rebel against the pro-moose agenda by calling them "mooses". Sure, they bite more sisters as a result, but only the sisters who need biting to begin with.
MO - June 12, 2009, 6:04 pm
BoneCD - June 12, 2009, 6:02 pm
And we do know that there are a lot of camels up there...tyhat way the Mooses don't have to do the work, eh!
MO - June 12, 2009, 5:56 pm
Sean - June 12, 2009, 5:53 pm
Here in Canada we pimp our camels with touques and sort of a multicoloured scarf and mittens combo. Makes the mooses jealous as hell, too. Good times.
agdaniele - June 12, 2009, 5:45 pm
This one's quality marks it for export... guaranteed!
BoneCD - June 12, 2009, 5:43 pm
Bob Dole said....


LIFE’S MYSTERIES - Forget about Stonehenge and the Bermuda triangle. I want someone to figure out how to get to the 3rd date without going on the first 2.

TAGS: third date rule in life
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by caveman

Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:49 pm
A 3rd date from the start? Just stop off at any reputable streetcorner and make sure you've got cash on hand.
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 2:25 pm
:D This is where lesbians are made!
jedimonk - September 30, 2011, 11:04 am
the deep pause before the deepthroat...
mariand - September 30, 2011, 5:37 am
lol...I'm sure there's a way...but only after you marry her


I HOPE YOU DIP SHITS KNOW.... - I can read on a third grade level.

stopping to rest -

DON'T THIEF - Third grade english fail.


TAGS: august third bee
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Sean

Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 2:04 am
Huh? What? Wrong poster again Sean? ...Bed time..!
Sean - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
Say what, Arrogant Knight?
Sean - August 30, 2009, 2:00 am
Actually, Derek, I'm only mildly ashamed to say that I happen to know quite a bit about the sex life of bees. When you don't have one of your own, you tend to take an unfortunate interest in the presumed "that" of others. Or you watch a lot of porn.
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:34 pm
I don't think you'd like any aspect of the sex life of bees. It's all bad.


TAGS: dammit thats the third pink birdie today
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by Sean

Mark - May 13, 2009, 8:31 pm
It all balances out in the end. HAHA drops by and says, "Liberals are pussies!!!" Someone else will pop in and scream "Conservative Republicans are Nazis!!!" And the moderates get to sit back and laugh at both sides. It's kinda like electronic graffiti
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 8:13 pm
Oh, I realize that. I think of myself as a moderate - though with admittedly liberal tendencies. It just seems to me that this is exactly the kind of conservative that the left stereotypes when they refer to the right as unthinking Rush followers.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 8:02 pm
I think that HAHA just isn't privy to the joke here. This poster is a product of Sean's very warped and imaginative sense of humor and is based on his (and my) comments under Airman's poster entitled "Hello Acme?"
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 7:57 pm
You do realize, HaHa, that your insightful comments only serve to advance the liberal cause, don't you?
HAHA - May 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Liberals are pussies!!!!!!!!!!
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 6:55 pm
Pink shuttlecocks and bald eagles. Amsome.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 6:20 pm
This is just terrific...my visits to MotiFake are becoming fewer and farther between and what's the first thing I see when I drop in? Just for the record, I never claimed to be mature, just old. I gotta give ya a 5 Sean. How do ya come up with this shit?
moooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:12 pm
Good one Sean. Possibly the best ever.

Universal Truth -

TAGS: calendar third july truth universal communication
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

concern3 - July 5, 2017, 4:39 am
An oldie but a truie, UP yours

Simple Truth -

TAGS: calendar third july truth simple
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - July 5, 2017, 5:00 am
Thanks for the vote(S).
concern3 - July 5, 2017, 4:41 am
I have heard it said many ways? But now I understand thank you. UP yours

degrees of murder -